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Joke of the Day

"Every summer I go to Grammar Camp we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense."

"I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal... It really was a waste of time. (Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)"

"Everyone hates Mondays and Tuesdays Even the weekdays go WTF"

"I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, ""At least they picked me"""

"It was the Fourth of July The department I work in has a lot of people frm Turkey. My job is to fire people. I had to fire Turks."

"What nipple did the UFO crash land on? Areola 51"

"The pirate was pretty tired... He YARwned."

"What kind of underwear does John Grisham use? Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge"

"I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!"

"The invention of the jackhammer. . . It was groundbreaking. [Side Note] I have already posted this on /r/badpuns but, that seems inactive so, I decided to repost it here."