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Joke of the Day
"I'm not crazy, everyone else in the world is just boring."
Next Joke
"Tons of guys wave at me when I drive my wife's car."
"Did you know you clench your butt when you sleep yeah, it was really tight last night."
"How do you know if a hippo is in your oven? The door won't close"
"What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing? ""Stop being so elfish, Karen!"""
"I like my women like I like my fields..... fertile and full of my seed"
"*walks in on home intruder ""omg please don't look at the dust!"""
"who wore it better: Russell Brand or Steven Tyler's microphone stand"
"How long does it take for mods to remove a post? [removed]"
"Me: I have Schrodinger like reflexes ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" Me: Yes and No."