198735

Joke of the Day

"PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off."

"What has eight arms and tells the time? A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner"

"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""

"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."

"Similar What's the same between ur dick and a rubix cube....the longer u play with it the harder it gets"

"Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles."

"Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job."

"After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany, ""Kindergarten"" takes on a new, darker meaning."

"I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*"

"If there was a championship for the world's biggest loser, Hillary would take second place. Because she can't win anything."