199515

Joke of the Day

"My boss is sending me abroad for a business trip next week. I hope she's a blonde."

"Why was Hitler a great comedian? Cuz you can't spell slaughter without laughter"

"I came back from vacation with a serious addiction ...to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around."

"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."

"What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance"

"Reports of a man being shot with a starters pistol.. Police think it may be race related"

"It takes me about 25 minutes to pack a suitcase, but I still always block out 4 hours for it."

"""Boy, when I was your age I used to walk fifteen miles to school."" ""Oh, is that why you didn't graduate"""

"What is Reddits favorite country? Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)"

"What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas? Cancer."