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Joke of the Day
"Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in."
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"Guy shoves plastic farm animals up his butt Doc says his condition is stable."
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How do we find the egg in all this shit?"
"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"
"The Hamburglar burgled HAM. If he stole burgers, he'd be called the Hamburgerburglar."
"Jokes to Cheer someone up Okay, my best friend is feeling down, and I want to help cheer her up. Give me your best jokes for the occasion!"
"I saw a man with a several rabbits on his head today... When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head, he simply stated ""From a distance they look like hares"""
"What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."
"A doctor reaches in his jacket for a pen.... and pulls out a thermometer. ""Oh great, some asshole's got my pen!"""
"Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble. Stay id bed, dreeg pluddy ub fludes, taig eggstra Zinc ed Vidabid-C."""