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Joke of the Day
"Guy shoves plastic farm animals up his butt Doc says his condition is stable."
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"I like my women like I like my plastic wrap. Clingy, easy to handle, and microwave and freezer tested."
"if formula for area of a circle is true, whats the shape of pi. square"
"Girl are you a gorilla enclosure Because I want to throw a kid in you."
"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."
"Joke look into the mirror"
"What's yellow and can't swim A bus full of children"
"Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do."
"Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like ""have that one, I don't even want it"""
"Me at 7PM: Man I'm so sleepy. Can't wait to get to bed... Me at 12AM: I'M GONNA STAY UP DOING SHIT ON THE INTERNET TIL 4AM!! YEAH!"