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Joke of the Day
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How do we find the egg in all this shit?"
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"So i was at lunch with a small girl she kept complainin bout how she wanted vanilla ice cream so i said this girl like ice cream cuz she as white as vanilla!"
"SCIENTIST: it's both man and machine ME: what's it called? S: I call it a cyborg M: I would have went with manchine S: *crushes test tube*"
"Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying."
"If I Cuold Time Travel I would fix the title."
"How to win the war on drugs 1) legalize all drugs. 2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service."
"Are you 9/11, Gurl? Cuz I would never forget you."
"Why did the Irish man only eat two hundred and thirty nine beans? If he ate one more, it would be too farty!"
"Does anybody want this last piece of rain forest?"
"I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock."