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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a joke about black people? African hilarious one!"

"What's the difference between Swine flu and Avian flu? It's what the doctor does to heal you. For one you need 'oinkment', and for the other you need 'tweatment'. **rimshot**"

"I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast."

"I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because... the only people listening to my calls are the NSA."

"My pet mouse Elvis died today He got caught in a trap."

"Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to B positive about it"

"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite work of art? Pneumonia Lisa"

"Her: I love that thing you do to make me moan. Me: *makes another plate of nachos*"

"You say ""potato"", I say ""This isn't working. I think we are unhealthy together and you scare the shit out of me. Keep the cat. He hates me."""

"How do you get Dick out of Richard? You ask nicely"