21996

Joke of the Day

"On Halloween I like to go to the store and buy apples and razorblades just to see the look on the clerk's face."

"Next week, who's that pokemon? Its jay fuckin garrick."

"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo"

"Police are on the look out for a Midget Fortuneteller... He is described as a Small Medium at Large."

"If you're American when you enter the bathroom, and American when you exit the bathroom, what are you while you're IN the bathroom? European."

"Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O"

"Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical? Because it feels like a wizard's sleave."

"So a rapist, pedphile and a priest walk into a bar... He orders a beer"

"CALL AN AMBULANCE!? NO WAY! that old lady is DEFINITELY unconscious. here, go start my car. I'm gonna go wipe the prints off our frisbee."

"Selected a charity for my major donations this year. It's called Blink.org. They provide turn signals to the masses who can't afford them."