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Joke of the Day
"Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical? Because it feels like a wizard's sleave."
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"Sending dick pics is for amateurs... Real men get out there and disappoint women in real life."
"Did you hear about the guy who used 20% of his right not to incriminate himself? He plead the Fifth!"
"Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew"
"Dear Homework. They might be doing you, But They are always thinking about me. Sincerely FACEBOOK"
"If turkeys go extinct and we start eating giraffes for Thanksgiving, I got dibs on the neck."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !"
"I took a ""Paint with Wine"" class. The instructor was really impressed with how well I handled my wine."
"LPT: When Reddit is down it is a perfect time to do something away from your computer, like for example crying in a corner Well Reddit was down and I had to do something"
"What do girls and parking spaces have in common? All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled"