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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo"
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"If at first you don't succeed, it's called 'Attempted' Murder."
"America's obesity epidemic is pretty shocking, until you remember that we're the country that invented flavored floss."
"It appears that Jared Fogle has gain 30lbs since going to jail I guess that's what happens when you stop the child portions"
"Telling my friends that I prefer twitter over facebook is like when a white girl brought a black guy home for dinner in the '60s"
"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny... Period. "
"What did one leper say to another? Got yer nose!"
"I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it."
"My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark."
"Why are birds always short on cash? Because they have bills."