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Joke of the Day
"What's a Vikings favourite dance? The Loki cokey."
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"A poster at the door of a church said, ""If you are tired of your sins, come in."" Someone used lipstick to write her number beneath it and added ""Call me, if not."""
"A priest with a lisp offered to bring a roamin' Catholic to Paris ... The Catholic, bread in hand, was not impressed."
"I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band."
"TIFU by posting on the wrong subreddit hehe"
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sac"
"Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: ""Carly Fiorina needs water,"" ""Carly Fiorina is a great state,"" blah blah blah."
"What do you call a one legged female pirate? ARRRRlene..."
"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"