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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar. Ouch."

"Lawyer: Your Honor, this verdict is bullshit. I'm outta here! Judge: Litigator! Lawyer: After a while crocodile."

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"What's the turnover rate for pornstars? 100%"

"Hey, guy who named the mustache Hair lip was available"

"Insomnia is a glamorous term for 'thoughts you forgot to have in the day.'"

"""john, did you see my dog?"" ""Yes, i did. He was in the garden... ""He was in the garden doing politics, so i shot him"". ""How can you tell he was doing politics?"" ""He was eating shit, Sir !"""

"You know why I always use the lower urinal? The water's colder."

"I still don't understand why my boss didn't like my idea of playing musical chairs at our next Monday meeting. He asked us for new ideas."

"""You are accused of polygamy"" ""And who pressed charges? ""Your wife"" ""Which one exactly?"""