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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between straight and bisexual? A 6 pack and a backrub"
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"Someone accused me of spending too much time on the Internet. I don't know what to say. I am so full of emoticons right now."
"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t."
"What does a frying pan and anal sex have in common? They both brown your meat."
"When I'm in a bathroom stall, please don't yell ""Oh my God oh my God there's a guy in here!"" Respect my privacy."
"Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks."
"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."
"What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag? A boyfriend."
"*knocks on bathroom stall wall* Forgive me father, for I have sinned. ""Huh? What?"" It's been 3 days since my last- [sound of diarrhea]"
"A hamburger walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here""."