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Joke of the Day
"What's an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila mocking bird"
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"A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says ""Looks like you boys could use a round"""
"*looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame."
"I found out why MP7s sound so good: They are four better than MP3s."
"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."
"RIP George Michael I guess this was his 'Last Christmas'. What? Too soon?"
"How do you keep an idiot busy? You tell a joke on Reddit"
"How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? Surprisingly pleasing."
"What's an otakus favourite dessert? Senpie."
"A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, ""Would you like a latte?"" And the Canadian responds to him ""Nah, just a bit, eh."""