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Joke of the Day

"How to get revenge on a pedophile Give him a taste of his own medicine and start touching his dick instead."

"My noisy upstairs neighbour reminds me of that person I killed next week."

"yesterday i bought stamps & mailed something just like our ancestors the dinosaurs!"

"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."

"My neighbor just walked by carrying some pots for planting & I said ""Looks like you won the pottery lottery!"" Now everyone is mad at me."

"My mom said follow your dreams, So I went back to bed."

"What did the tsundere degree say to the radian? ""Notice me 10"""

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants"

"When I was a kid my Fairy-Godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I can't remember what did I chose!"

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."