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Joke of the Day

"A guy called out over the radio that someone spilled chips at work... Turns out they were Flooritos."

"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."

"I was raised by my father.. He's schizophrenic but he's good people."

"Telling my daugthers date that ""she has lice and its very contagious the closer you get to her."" *Correct way to parent."

"When asked about his religious beliefs, Donald Trump states that he... ""definitely believes in a higher tower""."

"Harry Potter was walking down a hill jk rowling"

"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."

"(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him."

"why was the sand wet? because the sea-weed."

"The Three Up's in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut"