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Joke of the Day

"A joke for you all! Q. What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from jail!?!!? A. A small medium at large!! Just kidding, nigger will probably suffice..."

"What's the difference between me and Santa? Santa only comes down your chimney."

"What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? A mistake"

"What animal has an asshole on its back? A police horse."

"The last time I had a conversation about the Hindenburg It went up in flames."

"Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked."

"What did one curious butt cheek say to the other? I mustass you a question."

"What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck!"

"Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written."

"How do you know Princess Diana has dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox."