154281

Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you hold a Jewish girl under the covers and fart? A dutch oven..."

"1. Rage against the machine. 2. Check to make sure machine is plugged in. 3. Apologize to the toaster for the misunderstanding."

"I suck at video games. I mess up the character's life like I have my own. I played Mario today and he ended up $60K in debt and had 4 DUIs."

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."

"beluga whales singing and one that cant sing lol http://youtu.be/UlJ5GhYzHIY"

"What do you call a sexist masseuse? A massage-ynist."

"Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better... Its an appreciating asset."

"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."

"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"

"I call seahorses just 'horses' and the brown, cloppity ones 'landhorses'."