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Joke of the Day

"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"

"I watched pom. You misread that, didn't you?"

"Who picks up the guide dog's shit No one since they turn a blind eye."

"A dyslexic person walks into a bra."

"Ariana Grande is what happens if you feed a Bratz doll after midnight."

"Why do so many guys spit in urinals? Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener."

"Why could the brony butterfly just barely not fly? He was a Fluttershy Posted it because My Little Pony jokes that don't insult bronies are a Rarity."

"Girl: do you have a condom? Me: c'mon what's the worst that could happen *hears a knock on the door 4: daddy I think I started a fire"

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."

"What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is."