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Joke of the Day
"I watched pom. You misread that, didn't you?"
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"How do you know when the Moon is going broke? When it's down to it's last quarter."
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"The Great Wall of America... ...is gonna be made in China."
"Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb."