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Joke of the Day
"I watched pom. You misread that, didn't you?"
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"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""
"What's the best month for dating? Sep-tinder!"
"just ordered so much food the delivery guy gave me four sets of utensils but it's okay I still love myself"
"I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend and re-wire the toaster. She was shocked."
"The Story of 3 chinese immegrants"
"Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot"
"How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel? When you call the front desk and say, ""I gotta leak in my sink,"" and the clerk replies, ""okay, Go ahead."""
"how to see if theres a american on this post bill nye the science guy"
"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."