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Joke of the Day

"Why could the brony butterfly just barely not fly? He was a Fluttershy Posted it because My Little Pony jokes that don't insult bronies are a Rarity."

"Maybe if we press ""2"" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the ""1"" line."

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes. It's aimed at a Nietzsche market"

"I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people."

"Facebook has a link to ""Report a Problem"" so I wrote ""I'm not very close with my father."" Now we wait I guess"

"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say ""Bach bach bach!"""

"I just found out that ""Birdman"" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it."

"My wife and I were extremely happy for 20 years ....and then we met."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. (And yes, I know I'm going to hell)"