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Joke of the Day
"My Indian friend decided to take off his turban Hats off to him."
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"What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell"
"Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?"
"Why are gay people such good swimmers? because they are flambuoyant"
"Wake Up People! Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! The Fall of Constantinople was an inside job!"
"Your password needs to contain a capital letter a number an emoji a plot and a protagonist with some character development and a twist end."
"FOR CHRISSAKES, GARY - WE JUST ROBBED A DAMN BANK! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUR NIECE HOW TO DRIVE!"
"They should have cast Daniel Craig in the 50 Shades of Gray movie They could have named his character James Bondage"
"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"
"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"