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Joke of the Day
"My Indian friend decided to take off his turban Hats off to him."
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"Police arrested two kids yesterday One was drinking battery acid, the other one eating fireworks. They carged one - and let the other one off."
"How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size? In square feet."
"Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers."
"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys"
"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."
"OLD SPICE: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SMELL LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM"
"What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.? Hippo-critical."
"Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. Girls go to Venus to get more penis."
"What is the least attractive binary ionic compound? Iron (II) oxide"