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Joke of the Day

"Police arrested two kids yesterday One was drinking battery acid, the other one eating fireworks. They carged one - and let the other one off."

"What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her? I may be a two but your an eight.."

"Second date tip: repeat everything you said on the first date, word for word."

"'My boobs fall to the side when I lay down' is the new 'my boobs are real.'"

"The other day my dessert looked like it was undressing me with it's eyes... It was a total crepe."

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? Everyone hates the black ones!"

"I wonder which woman said..... ""yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."""

"You might think incest is gross... **but it's** ***all relative.***"

"What do you call masturbating on a plane Hi-jacking Never forget"