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Joke of the Day
"Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. Girls go to Venus to get more penis."
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"There was a sixth Spice Girl named Pumpkin Spice but she only sang about Uggs and Instagram."
"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"
"Did you hear about the new anti-depressant for lesbians? It's called tricoxagain."
"World's shortest mathematical joke Let 0"
"Two of Trump's wives have been immigrants. Which just goes to show you that those people will take jobs that no American wants."
"I asked an Indian if he likes custard He said, ""not in general."""
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"
"I am so happy the US Supreme Court legalized gay marriage because I know that now the government and citizens will focus on the really important problems and issues."
"If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."