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Joke of the Day

"Where in the world can you find the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."

"I'm not religious but I'm spiritual, which means I think the mothman prophecy is real and I don't feel bad about shoplifting"

"See a penny pick it up... All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a ""hand washer""."

"My Welsh Friend I asked my welsh mate how many sexual partners he had had, but I never got to find out. Everytime he tried counting them he fell asleep."

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"

"Him: Let's play ""show me your binky."" Me: Hey Father, this is a fucked up confession. Can't I just say a Hail Mary?"

"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"

"Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? Artificial Intelligence."

"US Naval Communications"

"Q: Why are pirates so popular? A: They just arrrr."