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Joke of the Day

"I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand. Must have been an insight joke..."

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"No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates."
"Q: Why is air a ton like sex? A: Because it's no major ordeal unless you're not getting any."
"I've just been to a concert starring the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra. Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."
"You think I'm not online. But, I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling...Judging."
"Thank you to the Spanish public for. .. ...rallying round and providing new headlines."
"Excuse me Sir... But are you a bratwurst? ...you could be the meat between my buns."
"What's the difference between a Russian ambassador and a chicken? The Russian ambassador is Turkey"
"My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is."
"How can you tell if a Newfoundlander is gay? He eyes the b'ys."