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Joke of the Day
"I haven't got the nut ratios just right yet, so it's more of a trial mix."
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"Waiter: Is Pepsi ok? Pepsi: I'm fine."
"I'm in a 12 step program for musical theatre addicts. I'm on step 5, 6, 7, and!"
"I like my coffee black... like it's waiting for it's welfare check."
"Why do Jewish people watch porn backwards? They like the part where the prostitute pays them"
"I was tickling my brothers feet last night... ...and my mum woke up and had a right go at me. It was something about waiting until he's born first."
"I never buy Easter Seals... because I wouldn't know what to feed them. Norm McDonald"
"What do you say when you kill five black people with one grenade? (Offensive) Triple kill!"
"So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from ""Alaska"" ""Okay well tell me what she says"""
"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"