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Joke of the Day
"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."
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"Civil war jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny."
"Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves."
"What's the difference between your bonus, and your penis ? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"
"the children's version of ""The Catcher In The Rye"" is called ""My Little Phony"""
"If you die in a plane crash, you also die in real life. That's just what I heard."
"Well this should spice things up. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."
"what do cats and menstruating girls have in common? Both on the rag"
"""So you met the victim on tinder"" Yes ""Do you often meet women on tinder""? Yeah I've been murdering it on there *lawyer puts head in hands*"
"Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter."