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Joke of the Day
"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."
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"home is where the pants aren't"
"My dad is a blackjack dealer. He hit me until I was 21."
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Then a man comes up and exposes himself to them. Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach"
"What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke? You really have to nail it"
"Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead."
"Go ahead, judge me. Wait, let me get my bat first. Alright, I'm ready now."
"I have no respect for mules. Everything they do is half-assed."
"Shoutout to my upstairs neighbors who wrestled a large moose last night"
"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"