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Joke of the Day

"You know, I thought they were joking when they told me about the clowns. But then I saw them debating on national TV."

"We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices."

"Best joke in class So my teacher says: ""all men are the same"" and a classmate says to her: ""oh, so youve tried all of them so you know?"""

"I'm no cactus expert. But, I know a prick when I see one."

"Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out."

"What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall? DAM!!!"

"Q. What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer..."

"""Do you have anything with, ya know, even more denim?"" ""These jeans are 100% denim."" ""I require more."" ""Mr. Leno, this is getting weird."""

"Takeoffs are optional... Landings are mandatory"

"He'd probably stop sending me ""good morning, beautiful"" texts if he saw how many chins pop out when I look down to read it."