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Joke of the Day
"Takeoffs are optional... Landings are mandatory"
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"I bought my wife a pen for her birthday. I should have got a better one though, she keeps getting out."
"Security is going to be heightened at all showings of Star Wars.......... out of the fear of all apple geniuses and IT technicians being simultaneously taken out."
"I Couldn't believe my dad got fired from his roadworks job... For stealing, but when I got home all the signs where there!"
"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"
"What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*"
"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it doesn't explode when you're fucking it."
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."
"What do you call a good looking canyon? Gorge-ous"