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Joke of the Day

"Q. What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer..."

"Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?"

"Told my doctor I had a headache. He gave me 2 hollowpoint ""pills"" and a 9mm ""delivery system"" Damn Obama Care."

"Me: *ziplines into wedding* ""Sup nerds?"" *pants get caught and tear off leaving me dangling naked upside down* Priest: ""Ooh a pinata!"""

"If you ate a tart, never eat another one. Trust me, you don't want to me retarted."

"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."

"Because of texting, today's generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!"

"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra... and says ""I'll order three beers."""

"I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting, but fell asleep."

"""Oh fuck, of course!"" -unicycler seeing a bicycle"