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Joke of the Day

"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"

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"Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No teacher I'm having trouble listening!"
"Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..? he was tired of coffin."