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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an adopted ghost? Transparent"

"My girlfriend has a fire crotch. Or as it's scientifically known, ""Chlamydia""."

"Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts? Because they all had a tare ^^^I'llseemyselfout"

"My mother asked me today if I was more attracted to breasts or butts.. I told her to shut up and put her robe back on."

"I used to be indecisive... Now I'm not so sure..."

"I rustle jimmies look at my name lol"

"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"

"Wife*outside bathroom door*:""I can hear ur keyboard clicking away. U tweeting in there?"" Me*pauses knitting*:""Uh, Ya"""

"Tea Anyone? | New Daily Jokes"

"Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's OK now"