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Joke of the Day

"Civil war To all of the Hillary supporters who are unhappy with the election and would like to start a civil war, just remember, you are on the side that doesn't want any guns."

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"""EYES! EYES, BABYYYYYYY!"" - zombie Vanilla Ice, snacking."
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"What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism"
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"[Morning after wedding] *dead husband lies on bed* PRAYING MANTIS: [On phone] Mom *sobs* it happened again MOM: Ok hurry up and eat his body"