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Joke of the Day

"What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism"

"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"

"*hands cashier $100 bill ""Ya have anything smaller?"" *crumbles up $100 bill and hands it to cashier"

"When you gaze into the abyss sometimes the abyss pats you gently on the hand and says she's just not that into you."

"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"

"Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? Because he was de-composing."

"My Asian friend said he had erection anxiety... I said: ""what do you mean?"" He said: ""I don't want to see the dick rise to power."""

"After all this Starbucks cup controversy, if Taco Bell was smart, they'd start serving their burritos in little cardboard mangers"

"I went into my local record store recently... and asked the clerk ""do you have anything by The Doors?"", and he replied, ""just the fire extinguisher""."

"Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*"