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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a club. 'Is the bar tender here?'"
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"Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock."
"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."
"I'll never cheat on another test... It keyed my car and told the cops I beat it up"
"Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole"
"My 3 yr old is so encouraging. I changed my shirt; she says""Daddy, you did it!"" If she finds out I use the potty by myself, she'll flip out."
"If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as ""This is SPARTA!!!"""
"What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get"
"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."
"What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook."