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Joke of the Day
"What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook."
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"The groundhog saw The Shadow and said it was an awful movie."
"[kelloggs meeting] ""okay so, the corn flakes box, what can we put on it?"" a chicken ""jim is there something wrong at home?"""
"He said the spark between us was gone. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up"
"What's worst than fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring inside."
"I would put a webcam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."
"If I drank as little alcohol as I tell my doctor I'd weigh as little as I tell the people at the DMV when I renew my driver's license."
"Metro don't trust trump. Future gon' shoot him."
"A conversation between 3 partially deaf elderly men. Elder 1: It's windy! Elder 2: No, it's thursday! Elder 3: Right, let's all get a cuppa tea shall we?"
"Whats a frogs favourite website?? REDDIT"