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Joke of the Day
"I'll never cheat on another test... It keyed my car and told the cops I beat it up"
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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friends Inside of a dog, it is warm and moist."
"Chant at a pro-sexual consent rally. ""What do we want?"" *-- Consensual intercourse!* ""When do we want it?"" *-- Not right now!*"
"As I'm walking in to work this morning my boss told me to ""Have a good day"" Who am i to argue? Thanked him and came straight back home"
"Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman."
"I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit."
"What do Far Cry 4 and The Big Lebowski have in common? I hate the fucking Eagles, man!"
"When I say ""I'm broke"" I don't mean I have $0. It means I have responsibilities to take care of before wastin' money on dumb stuff. Merica."
"How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes."
"So I got into a fight with a midget the other day... He was stood next to my girlfriend and said her hair smells nice."