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Joke of the Day
"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."
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"Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records. Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was"
"It's not called ""Laura the Explorer"" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI."
"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."
"What do you call a racist Chinese person A ricist"
"You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine."
"Wanna know why everyone is a pizza delivery guy? Because if you pick up pizza, you're delivering it to yourself !! edit: RIP inbox!!!!"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothin, they're both stuck up cunts."
"I heard the news about Mr. Ali's passing... I was pretty upset. So why am I in the mood for a giant chocolate shake?"
"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."