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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."

"I like my men how I like my coffee, Inside of me."

"Please pray for the private school kid whose dad drops him off in a 3-year-old car."

"In the Men's Room, I hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers."

"How Does Moses make Tea? HEBREW it!"

"Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour."

"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."

"I knew a fat doctor once, who was obsessed with the weather. He was a meaty urologist."

"Donald Trump is elected president..."

"Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !"