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Joke of the Day

"What does a martial artist get at starbucks Chai Tea"

"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year. Roll on 2016."

"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."

"What has a bottom on top? A leg."

"My paranoid boyfriend broke up with me. ""It's not you,"" he said, looking around. ""It's them."""

"Say no to shampoo. Demand real poo."

"Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine? He forgot."

"I saw some girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off... ...so i rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"I hear the new Supreme Court ruling over gay marriage has really got a lot of people butt hurt"

"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"