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Joke of the Day

"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"

"I had the shingles on my house redone, and the contractor lied to me about his pricing. I was expecting it to be done for free; he said it was going to be on the house."

"A beautiful girl said hello to me. I replied 'thank you' before I could think."

"What does a laser in a church sound like? Pew pew pew!"

"Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian.."

"Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

"Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu? so he could flip the bird"

"What's long and hard and makes women groan? An ironing board."

"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."

"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] www.reddit.com"