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Joke of the Day

"In a misguided attempt to become a superhero I let a spider bite me. My super power became crying louder than a newborn."

"I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Last weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in a small intimiate ceremony attended by 20 of their closest children."

"You can eat gluten-free, organic food without telling everyone at your table."

"Why are cars slower than planes Because they're tired. PS. First post here.."

"I was going to upload a gay joke on this sub. But fuck it."

"I once bought an e. e. cummings poem collection.. It was the worst game of Mad Libs ever."

"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."

"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."

"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."