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Joke of the Day
"What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird? *Cheep, cheep.*"
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"""Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator."
"Oxymoron Black people"
"I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman."
"Useless trying to undo a mistake. Focus your efforts on new ones."
"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"
"The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes"
"Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!"
"Do you know how Michael Jackson really died? He ate a 3 year old wiener."
"""See, son, when an Ice Ice Man and an Ice Ice Woman love each other very much..."" - Vanilla Ice explaining where Ice Ice Babies come from"