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Joke of the Day
"What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird? *Cheep, cheep.*"
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"Crabs A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""
"Q: If Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton Al Gore and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized who would be saved? A: The United States of America!"
"What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies? One is a bunch of cunning runts."
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one says its kind of hot in here. The second one says HOLY SHIT it's a talking muffin."
"Have you guys heard of the Ed Zachary disease? if you get the disease you'll look Ed Zachary like him!"
"I got gas today for $1.09! Too bad it was from Taco Bell."
"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A Brick."
"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you"
"I once went five years without having sex then I turned six and my uncle raped me"