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Joke of the Day
"I like my diamonds like I like my steak. Bloody"
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"An Olympian walks into a bar and says ""damn""."
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"How do I submit a joke? Do I hand my life in?"
"She called me ugly I called her an ambulance"
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"How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings not been up for a job performance review?"
"Where did the King keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""