201723
Joke of the Day
"How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings not been up for a job performance review?"
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"I told my dad that I heard the U.S. is sending warships to Yemen.. ""Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."""
"Dear rock bands, If I am at your show, assume I am both ready and willing to rock. No need to ask."
"If you're going to have sex with someone you don't know, always ask... ..."
"I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer."
"What's the difference between a lobster with implants and an old, dirty bus stop? One's a busty crustacean and one's a crusty bus station."
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."
"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"
"""My uncle is a dead person guy"". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician"
"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year"