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Joke of the Day

"An Olympian walks into a bar and says ""damn""."

"I hanged myself for being fat The rope broke"

"I'm really irritated by people that are missing phalanges. I guess I'm lactose intolerant."

"I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu."

"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."

"I am running out of people I actually like."

"Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the ""orange you glad I didn't say banana"" knock knock joke"

"*Robber runs into Chipotle* GIMME THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER ""Is this for here or to go?"" Uh. To go ""Do you want guac?"" Sure ""It's extra"""

"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !"