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Joke of the Day
"Where did the King keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
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"What do American Beer and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f*cking close to water. [Joke courtesy of Zane Lamprey on an episode of Three Sheets]"
"I'm going to name my dick Pride. So when I fuck your mom, she will be filled with Pride."
"It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%"
"A Unit of Power Walks Into A Bar Watt?"
"Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk."
"I like my Women, like I Like my Water. Free"
"Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists"
"How do you make a pool table laugh? Jiggle its balls"
"if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like that"