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Joke of the Day
"Where did the King keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
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"What's the technical term for a female to male sex change? A strapadictome"
"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"
"Horses are nice, they're like motorcycles you can pet"
"Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because... He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house..."
"Do you even Choo Choo? Because you are a ""Damn Girl"" Karma train"
"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"
"Why is the rear end of a boat so tough? It's made of stern stuff."
"Why was the dog so depressed? He was having a hard time looking up."
"I feel like Trump and Hillary are two divorced parents fighting over custody of us but we kinda just wanna go live with grandma."