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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a Turkey in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Elephant Hunter I used to hunt elephant but had to quit.. Carrying the decoys got to heavy."

"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"

"We should legalize heroin just for the commercials alone"

"(NSFW) A blind man walks past a fish market and exclaims ""Hellooo Ladies"""

"This morning's commute could have used more FAST and less FURIOUS."

"How can you tell if a duck has soul? If it's bill withers!"

"if you can get a price tag onto a priceless jewel they have to sell it to you for that price, it's a simply trick that saves on heist work"

"Girls use lotion for hands Boys use lotion for skin."

"A white male walks into a bar... Huehuehuehuehue"